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The Green Thing

The Green Thing

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she  should bring  a reusable  bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained,

"We didn't have the  green thing back in my day."  

The  cashier  responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough 

to save our environment."

She was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store.

The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use 

the same bottles over and over. So  they really were recycled. 

They took a shopping bag to the grocers & the grocer wrapped the items in newspaper, 

or put things in a paper bag. All were kept to use again.

But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day.

In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two blocks.  But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day.

Back then, they washed the baby's  nappies  because they didn't have the throw-away kind.  They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really dried  the clothes.  Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that old lady is right; they didn't have the green thing back in her day.

Back then, they had one radio, in the house - not a TV in every room.  In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for you.  

When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded up old newspaper to 

cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn.
They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that   operate on electricity.
But she's right; they didn't have the green thing back then.

They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, 

and they replaced the  razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because 

 the blade got dull.  

But they didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the  tram  or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked or got the 

school bus instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in 

 a room, not an entire bank   of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a 

computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in 

order to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the old folks were just because 

they didn't have the green thing back then?

Gagging Blow Jobs

I've a very very sensitive gag reflex which causes lots of spit and drool along with tears, smearing my makeup I look and feel like a whore.

Bet you love it when I choke on your throbbing piece of meat!  Cumm see and feel for yourself!

A perfect tool to host adult cam shows....

Would be a big lounge chair with stirrups for my ankles!

Daily Lingerie/Outfit

Deep Purple skin tight dress.  Actually this dress reminds me of Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies....damn she was hot and what a body!

Fetishes

Some came naturally, others I've learned over the years and have lots of fun with

• strap-on
• baseball bat (not wood hehe)
• speculums
• paddle
• don't laugh at this one (snorkel mask), my viewer really likes seeing me wearone
• chocolate syrup & strawberries
• cigarettes & cigars
• stockings & garters, pantyhose, thigh highs (often referred to as stay-ups in the UK)

I never got into the food or really large objects, as insertions.  I'm pretty open minded and willing to try most things once, as who knows it might give me great pleasure too.  I know some guys just like to challenge me.

Daily Lingerie/Outfit

Love a good breeze and silky fabric whispering over my skin...very titillating